Due to Mr. Walker’s severe allergies, he cannot appear on-set with live felines. Director DeSpot insists that “all villains have cats.” Hence the compromise you’ve detected. The HewToons Editorial Board has not included the marketing, manufacture and distribution of cardboard cat cutouts as part of our current business plan. However, we reserve the right to sue all articles of clothing off of anyone who attempts to make use of this idea. Thank you for your kind comment.
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…is that a cardboard cut out cat I spy on the table!!? Ha Ha : ) (Gosh, you really could actually sell them!!!)
Due to Mr. Walker’s severe allergies, he cannot appear on-set with live felines. Director DeSpot insists that “all villains have cats.” Hence the compromise you’ve detected. The HewToons Editorial Board has not included the marketing, manufacture and distribution of cardboard cat cutouts as part of our current business plan. However, we reserve the right to sue all articles of clothing off of anyone who attempts to make use of this idea. Thank you for your kind comment.
It’s not like I even wanted to make ‘cadboard-cat-outs’ anyway. ; )
The coining of witty, marketable product names by outside creative talent is violently forbidden on HewToons.com. Please cease all witty, marketable activities on the premises immediately.
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